The taxonomic characteristics are unique enough to distinctly identify them as a separate species. These are some of its key features in identification:
- They undergo a metamorphic change at around 65 years of age.
- They have a biochemical intolerance to disagreement.
- They are extremely allergic to people of superior calibre.
- Rules do not bring any order into the ecosystem but are for the benefit of their own metabolic convenience.
- They are phototropic with an extreme preference for being in the limelight.
- Absence of a specific enzyme in the brain prevents them from comprehending any view but their own.
- They have a glossolalic attribute of giving promises from the Scriptures but break their own promises repeatedly.
- Their manic-depressive states alternates between domineering and manipulative.
- They are anatomically embedded into all the offices they hold and no surgery can extricate them for a second line of leadership.
- An unusual exudate that comes out from all the pores of their bodies, has now been clinically isolated and found to be composed entirely of lies.
- They are layered on all sides by impenetrable scales, which are anatomically called "Flatterers".
- These Flatterer Scales which surround them are symbionts which boost their ego while simultaneously drawing resources.
So if you want to live free, live quietly.